Prince Puma for president of the United States because that title totally isn't cheap now.
And so it goes, despite the strength and sheer heart that The Mack possessed, he was no match for Johnny Mundo’s underhanded means of attaining victory. Yes, Johnny Mundo was able to hang onto his belt once more, but let it be said that there is a strong feeling in the temple that if there were a champion of our hearts, The Mack would truly be that. It must be known that there is a whole gap for myself in the mythology from episode 29 in the first season to last weeks episode, and so I missed a multitude of goings on and Drago being enslaved by some lady and all these new characters in particular. And so it was a pleasant surprise, despite the fact that I wanted The Mack to win, when this chick named Taya came out to help Johnny Mundo win because quite honestly: I love her and want to marry her! After the first match, it was a three way match between Drago and these other two masked fighters and they were going up against Drago’s brother who was also reptilian and this other guy who was super tall and looked like a Cobra, then at the last minute Drago betrayed the team and joined his bro and at some point he sprayed green liquid from his mouth in the face of an opponent. It was truly a great thing. The main event was Prince Puma vs. Mil Muertes. It was good to see Mil Muertes and his lovely girlfriend Catrina back together again after she cucked him for Fenix and though I wanted Prince Puma to win, it is always a treat when Catrina licks the face of Mil Muertes’ defeated opponents. However, it was hinted at that in the gap of episodes I had not seen, Mil Muertes had some serious beef with Vampyro, the announcer, to which I say: Not cool Mil, you fuck with Vampyro, you fuck with ME. At the end of the day, Prince Puma defeated Mil Muertes, so no faces were licked. I have decided that Prince Puma would be a wonderful presidential candidate, if he runs and wins, I will be his Steve Bannon, minus the face ravaged by years of chronic alcohol abuse.
Love,
Naz Red The Great