I AM THE FUCKING BEST / by Naz Red

I am the fucking best. Because I learn man. I learn everyday. While other suckers slow down and stop learning and become giant potatoes, I learn. I learn, learn, learn. I mentor an Asian kid. I tell him, learn you idiot. Learn, and you will be the best like me. “How are you the best?” He asks. I say, “Shush up and learn you elf."